Ed Note: Dashi is actually a minor character in the book, but given all the angst the others go through, he considers it his duty to make sure people know Malik's world is not all gloom and doom, there's fun too!

Dashi's Advice for the Lovelorn
(And the happily involved!)
Dear Dashi,
My Master has really cold feet. Like, really cold! How can I get him to wear socks at night?
Shivering in Florentia
Dear Shivering,
I’m not sure I understand, why would he wear socks when you can most happily warm his feet by placing them against your skin and warm them for him? That is obviously the only possible solution to your problem.
Although...sex is also another good way to get your Master’s blood flowing. Use your imagination, Shivering!
Warm thoughts!
Dashi

Dear Dashi,
I am woefully in love...with another man's slave. I can have no other until my need for him has been realized. Help!
Signed, Bewitched
Dear Bewitched,
You poor thing! I’m sorry, but there is nothing to do! I am quite happy with the Master I have and there is no way I would want to be parted from him.
Hopefully you can one day learn to love someone else even though I know it will be difficult, for I am very hard to forget. I am sure there are any number of slaves that you can find to serve you.
Good luck!
Dashi

Dear Dashi,
My master's favorite pleasure slave orders me about night and day. And now he has gone and put a bell on my cock!
It is very shiny and makes a lovely noise when I move, but I can no longer sneak past his room when I want to take a little nap. It’s so embarrassing. What do I do?
Signed,
Jingles
Dear Misha,
Stop complaining and bring me my tea!
Love and kisses,
Your loving master Dashi

Dear Dashi,
My master has the most beautiful cock in all the world! It is truly magnificent. I think about it day and night. I am a very lucky slave. I wish to make a mold of it to have with me while he is away, but am unsure how to go about that? Any tips?
Signed,
Craving Cock
Dear CC,
Why yes! I have had several molds of my Master done. My favorite is the one of gold, it starts out cold but after a few minutes inside, it warms up nicely.
Wood would be the best to start with, however, but do make sure it’s been smoothed VERY well beforehand. The last thing you need is an ass full of splinters. Trust me on this.
Best,
Dashi

Dear Dashi,
My usually very obedient slave has been shirking his duties... He fancies himself an advice columnist. How long would recommend I spank his ass before he gives up this foolishness?
Signed,
Your irritated Master who has been waiting for you in his empty bed for far too long.
Dearest Darling Master!!
I am SURE your DEVOTED slave would prefer you give him a very stern lecture and perhaps send him to bed without a large supper instead. And he is VERY determined to spend MUCH more time worshiping you in the days to come.
However if you are sure he needs a spanking, then I suppose your loving obedient slave will be meeting you in the special room in a few minutes?
Devoted only to you,
Your Dashi

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